Top 10 Brent Pevre One-Liners

Posted by Tim Cigelske on October 11, 2010   Jump To Comments

10) At halftime is Sisqo going to sing “The Dong Song”?

9) Favre now has the record for fumbles. Also, the record for cheating on wife with breast cancer via sexting. Ok, I made that up.

8 ) That’s what I like about Favre. He’s not afraid to take a sack and send email of his junk.

7) Brett Favre throws 500th career TD. Man is he gonna get laid tonight.

6) I do believe Favre is suffering from sexting thumb. Very painful injury

5) Maybe Favre should text photos of the football to his receivers.

4) The Jets fans should change their chant from J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS! to T-E-X-T TEXT! TEXT! TEXT!

3) With that TD throw, everyone forgets about Brett Favre’s penis for fifteen seconds. Now, back to the penis jokes.

2) Shouldn’t Favre now be known as the “Sack master?”

1) Favre is probable tonight with an inflamed wife.

Thanks to Andrew, Tom, Yeggo, Keith, David, Eva, Chris, and Brian for the contributions.