7 unnecessary Packers-related Facebook Pages

Posted by Tim Cigelske on June 28, 2010   Jump To Comments

7) Bryan Bulaga is ready to protect Aaron Rodgers better than a rubber
Number of members 732
Justify your existence “Tryin to get 1000 before the NFL season starts…. Invite everyone you know thats a Packers fan. Or if they like Bryan Bulaga or Aarpn (sic) Rodgers. Really invite anyone that has any way to relate to this page haha. GREEN BAY!!! WOO HOO”
Fan comment Chuck H is wondering how the Pack could go wrong with picking a guy that kinda looks like Hall of Famer Art Donavan
Why it’s unnecessary It might be a good idea to see him play in the NFL first.

6) I bet the Green Bay Packers can reach 1 million fans before any other team
Number of members 12,129
Justify your existence You wouldn’t want Vikings fans to reach an arbitrary Facebook milestone first, right?
Fan comment “TELL ALL OF UR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! etc.”
Why it’s unnecessary There’s at least one other competing page of the exact same name and quest.

5) The Official Facebok Petition to Buy Aaron Rodgers a Haircut
Justify your existence “Our new quarterback looks like Scott Stapp.”
Number of members 21
Fan comment “Why did the Packers hire Scott Stapp to be their new quarterback?”
Why it’s unnecessary Mission accomplished.

4) Aaron Rodger’s (sic) Moustache
Number of members 164
Justify your existence In keeping with the Aaron Rodgers’ previous hair theme: “Anyone a fan of the Porn ‘stache that A-Rod sported for a week in the preseason???”
Fan comment “some times they can make men look hot”
Why it’s unnecessary See No. 5

3) can this potato get more fans than the green bay packers
Number of members 803
Justify your existence “potatoes are delicious, and more popular than the packers.”
Fan comment “ Sorry, not! I am not a packer fan but really?”
Why it’s unnecessary With nearly 300,000 members of the official Packers Facebook page, this vision is not likely to be realized, as delicious as potatoes may be. Also, the creator of this page ignored basic rules of punctuation.

2) Thank you, Brett Favre
Number of members 24,504
Justify your existence “Today, Tuesday 4 March 2008, the news was released that Brett Favre is to retire after 17 years in the NFL… Brett took the Packers and Cheeseheads to places no one thought possible.”
Fan comment “So…has anyone heard? is he back in or staying out?
Why it’s unnecessary Um, awkward.

1) Brett Favre’s season-ending interceptions
Number of members 256
Justify your existence “1/24/10… the legacy continues.”
Fan comment “Was his last career pass with Atlanta a INt as well? That would only seem fitting.”
Why it’s unnecessary Actually, this one might be necessary.